i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
wwhere is grambnda going???? help her
Hell yeah #Halloween stuffs! Time to drink out of fake skulls, save the real skulls for company.
Stephen King (via kushandwizdom)
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
You know he dead.
John Lennon (via kushandwizdom)
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
was this when he was mayor
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and still no Oscar
how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things
Roald Dahl (via kushandwizdom)
My favorite joke from fairly oddparents